This is not (obviously) a cooking blog, but because it's Thursday night and I'm getting into a weekend mentality, and because I'm a lazy cook and dinner is weighing on my mind, I thought you would appreciate some of my best sleazy, easy kitchen tips.
You won't find these in Good Housekeeping, or even on Rachel Ray, and I sure as hell hope you never find out who I am, because you'll never come to dinner.
Here we go. Enjoy.
1. You can cook just about anything in a cast-iron wok. Slap in a few burgers. Whip up one of those Italian meal-in-a-bag things. Plonk a big-ass pancake in the bottom. Eggs. Pop corn -- the thing is unbelievable at that. Seriously, you'll never grab one of those bag o'microwaved chemicals again; the wok gets every kernel, and with a minimum of oil.
Why a wok, you ask? Well, stuff can't splatter out of it as easily, so you don't have to clean the stove. Also, you just rinse it with hot water, wipe it out, and wham, it's clean, and ready to make oatmeal. And yes, it's a great heat conductor.
2. If you're constantly pissed off by little jars of spices falling everywhere, like I am, you'll be glad to know the bottom half of a kid's shoe box is a great place to store the dastardly bottles. They stay upright; you can put a bit of masking tape with the spice name on top for easy viewing. I even use different shoe boxes for the various ethnic fare we're all supposed to be able to master these days: Indian, Italian, Chinese. I can fit the entire U.N. on a Lazy Susan.
3. For just about every festive occasion there is, trot out this variation on Bellinis. (They're supposed to be made with peach puree, which is why this is a cheat.) All you need is a coupla bottles of cheap sparkling wine -- honestly, the cheaper the better with these, for some reason -- chopped strawberries, and a blender. Blend the berries, add -- slowly, slowly! -- the bubbly, stir, and serve. People are just blown away by this, including moi. You can even get away with using plastic cups. You can use frozen strawberries. Don't add the wine too quickly, though, or the entire concoction will explode. Ask me how I know.
4. If you rinse fresh but wilted vegetables with warm water, they perk right up.
5. Package of salad greens (that means greens, not iceburg). Package of bleu cheese crumbles. Handful of walnut pieces. Handful of dried cherries/cranberries/whatever. Raspberry or blush wine or any kind of pre-made fruity dressing. Mix. People will talk about this salad forever, and you'll be known as The Person Who Makes Fabulous Salads. I'm not kidding; you'll be asked to bring this to every dinner thereafter, maybe with the stuff to make the fake Bellinis. You're set for life.
~BurbMom
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